Yay Meryl Streep.
Yay Octavia Spencer.
But not so much yay in the fashion department.
The fashion fails:
Natalie Portman in Dior.
Sorry but it's just ugly.
Bag and necklace are both ugly too.
Bag and necklace are both ugly too.
Kate Beckinsale looks like she was shopping in River Island.
January Jones in Wes Gordon.
She looks like a tree!
Diane Kruger in Calvin Klein.
A naked mess mess mess.
Mother of divine.
She has FIVE different colours going on here.
Everything about it is unflattering.
I wouldn't dress a Barbie in this.
Next...
The "meh" dresses:
The "meh" dresses:
Emma Stone 2012 in Giambattista Vallli. Nicole Kidman 2007 in Balenciaga
Note to Emma Stone's stylist: ah c'mon now. Possibly the worst dress to put her in for the Oscars. Way too similar in every possible way. She cannot compete with that Balenciaga dream.
The back of the corset saved this dress. Don't like the ribbon, necklace or hair.
Did you pop your sleeves JLo?
I quite like this. But no love.
Hair is boring but I like, I like.
Then...
The Beauts:
Guiliana=b.e.a.Utiful
Didn't love the hair but it's ok the dress made up for it.
Omg. Could this please be the most delicious Marchesa dress of all time.
Flawless.
I. Want. This. Dress.
What a dream.
Perfection.
Second best dressed.
Aaand best dressed of the whole awards season?
So super fantastic.
I'd lose the bracelet but the rest is just so damn fabulous.
G.
